A Quote by Bennett Cerf

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. — © Bennett Cerf
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
...stories about [the German composer Johannes] Brahms's rudeness and wit amused me in particular. For instance, I loved the one about how a great wine connoisseur invited the composer to dinner. 'This is the Brahms of my cellar,' he said to his guests, producing a dust-covered bottle and pouring some into the master's glass. Brahms looked first at the color of the wine, then sniffed its bouquet, finally took a sip, and put the glass down without saying a word. 'Don't you like it?' asked the host. 'Hmm,' Brahms muttered. 'Better bring your Beethoven!'
The only work that can be compared to Chopin's Etudes, innovatively, where every note is essential and one becomes completely exposed, is the Brahms-Paganini variations. These are etudes - not as interesting musically as, say, the Brahms-Handel - but they are incredible.
That was one of the big problems when I was at Harvard studying music. We had to write choral pieces in the style of Brahms or Mendelssohn, which was distressing because in the end you realized how good Brahms is, and how bad you are.
I don't believe that a lot of the things I hear on the air today are going to be played for as long a time as Coleman Hawkins records or Brahms concertos.
It is important for the musician to learn as much about the composer as possible and to study the music he has written. Then, even a short piece by Brahms or Chopin can be played with much more understanding.
Brahms is one of my all-time favorite composers.
The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary
When Brahms is in extra good spirits, he sings, "The grave is my joy".
After working with Ligeti I began to hear Brahms and Beethoven differently.
The three greatest composers are Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms. All the others are cretins.
Deep down, classical Romantic music is what I love: Brahms, Tchaikovsky, the Romantics.
Brahms believed that there was no need to publish absolutely everything that Schubert ever wrote.
Brahms is life-changing every time. And though I love him, I can't say that about Mompou.
Even if you're playing Brahms or a Beethoven concerto, you've got to have a different vantage point, slightly, each time.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
A landscape, torn by mists and clouds, in which I can see ruins of old churches, as well as of Greek temples - that is Brahms.
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