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In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got lost and it became something that no one wanted to talk about anymore.

Bernard Jensen

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Bernard Jensen
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March 25, 1908 - February 22, 2001

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

William S. Burroughs

Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I lost my mum to breast cancer and my dad has beaten bowel cancer.

Dion Dublin

I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread.

Anne Sexton

They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces.

Kennedy

I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day.

Jamie Lee Curtis

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

Jessica Simpson

I feel like there's no subject that can't be sung about. I wrote a song dedicated to people with inflammatory bowel disease, and then I wrote about shoes. And mangoes. Every rock should be turned.

Casey Abrams

I have had a partial kneecap replacement, an irritable bowel and three stents in my heart.

Leo Sayer

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

Don Roff

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

Peter De Vries

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

Howard Stern

In fact, many children come to autism clinics early on with GI/bowel disturbances.

Gerald Fischbach

Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.

Anne Sexton

If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.

Bernard Jensen

I think that the government has an obligation to monitor communications that could reveal a plot to murder millions of Americans. Monitoring bowel movements? I'll leave that to some of the gay bloggers, that's much more their style.

Jeff Gannon

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