A Quote by Bert Kreischer

I don't have that kind of brain where I can spell-check.

Bert Kreischer

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Brain Check Kind Spell

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Bert Kreischer
American - Comedian
Born: November 3, 1972

Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.'

Bill Burr

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

Santino Marella

With knot of one, the spell's begun. With knot of two, the spell be true. With knot of three, the spell is free. With knot of four, the power is stored. With knot of five, the spell with thrive. With knot of six, this spell I fix.

Deborah Harkness

Americans are good with to-do lists; just tell us what to do, and we'll do it. Throughout our history, we have proven that. Colonize. Check. Win our independence. Check. Form a union. Check. Expand to the Pacific. Check. Settle the West. Check. Keep the Union together. Check. Industrialize. Check. Fight the Nazis. Check.

Marianne Williamson

I did a couple of writing seminars in Canada with high school kids. These were the bright kids; they all have computers, but they can't spell. Because spell-check won't [help] you if you don't know through from threw. I told them, "If you can read in the 21st century, you own the world." Because you learn to write from reading.

Stephen King

Spell check exists for a reason.

Sophia Amoruso

Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.

Simone de Beauvoir

If you have to go back and spell-check the text you're about to send, you're saying too much.

Jaleel White

There's a special gut-check moment the first time you write a scene in which somebody casts a spell.

Lev Grossman

When I get up I still check the rap blogs before I check any kind of dance stuff.

A-Trak

Careful the spell you cast, not just on children. Sometimes the spell may last Past what you can see And turn against you... Careful the tale you tell. That is the spell.

Stephen Sondheim

I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check.

Peter Kay

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

Bill Watterson

Spell-check ruins my work. It fixes all my slang and dialect into standard English. So I'm caught in a tangle of technology that feels very foreign to me.