All I see is sissies in magazines smiling...
Whatever happened to wildin' out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catching a good, old-fashioned, passionate ass whoopin'?
And getting your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
What's the worst thing about getting old? Getting old.
You are getting too old for this. A man is as old as he feels, woman! And how old do you feel? About ninety.
It's like, say, if you were a dog. You notice that you're getting old, and you look at your human and you think, 'Why isn't this human getting old?'... But now we're the human looking out and imagining a different human.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
Politics is not for sissies.
Cancer is not for sissies.
The internet is not for sissies.
Divorces are getting so common that a woman I know doesn't bother getting a new marriage license. They just punch her old one and give her a transfer. You can't teach an old dog new tricks - so she keeps changing dogs.