A Quote by Bill Barber

I never killed anyone with my tuba. — © Bill Barber
I never killed anyone with my tuba.

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I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog pretending to be a tuba.
I never killed anyone because it wasn't necessary. I could have killed.
Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have to hold on to. If you're really desperate, you might need to grope, saying, for example, "I've never killed anyone with a hammer" or "I've never stolen from anyone who didn't deserve it.
What Planned Parenthood is doing is not the faith that I believe in, but Jesus never ordered anyone to be killed and he never raised his hand to injure anyone specifically. But Mohammed did and there is a big difference in this.
Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But you haven’t actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.” He glowered. “Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven’t
A drawing has never killed anyone.
You'd never killed anyone. Then you had.
I've never killed anyone but I've felt the emotion
I`m not Sammy Glick. I`ve never killed anyone. I don`t have to. I`m too talented.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.
I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say, 'Well, old Charlie was out in the field playing the big brass tuba on the day it rained gold.' A lot of people have become rich lately who were playing the tuba on the day it rained gold.
I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure
I never killed anybody and I never developed an intense level of hatred for the enemy. Because my war ended before I ever put on a uniform; I was on active duty all my time at school; I killed my enemy there.
Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.
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