A Quote by Bill Engvall

The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual.

Bill Engvall

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Bill Engvall
American - Comedian
Born: July 27, 1957

When a device as simple as a door has to come with an instruction manual—even a one-word manual—then it is a failure, poorly designed.

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Paul Horgan

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The instruction manual for my Motorola phone is bigger and heavier than the phone.

Martin Cooper

The pace at which science has progressed has been too fast for human behaviour to adapt to it. As I said we are still apes. A part of our brain is still a paleo-brain and many of the reactions come from our fight or flight instinct. As long as this part of the brain can take over control the rational part of the brain (we will face these problems).

Jean-Marie Lehn

I knew of no instruction manual for reaching a higher level of humanity and a greater wisdom. But I felt intuitively that laughter was the beginning of wisdom, as is was indispensable for survival.

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