A Quote by Bill Hader

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. — © Bill Hader
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

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I am the worst cook. I make a mess making a bowl of cereal... like, I'm just such a klutz in the kitchen.
I have this nook at Milk Bar that's my office, and my desk was just full of every box of Kellogg's cereal, and at different times during the day, I would open up a box, eat a bowl of cereal, and I live in a world of Post-it notes, so I would leave tasting notes on all the cereal.
I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.
I eat a bowl of cereal to cap off the night. That's my dessert.
As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.
But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal cereal.
Well, when I was a kid and I watched Speed Racer, I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason. I don't know.
Well, when I was a kid and I watched 'Speed Racer,' I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason, I don't know.
Growing up we used to put Saltines in a bowl with milk and dump a bunch of sugar on it and eat it as cereal.
I tend to come home and eat a bowl of cereal. I'm not thinking about baking a pie when I'm off work.
If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My go-to is everything in a bowl like quinoa, avocado. Later in the day, scrambled eggs. I'm not a gourmet chef. I cook in bulk very well.
I love a good bowl of cereal. The unhealthy kind. Lucky Charms. Sometime I'll do Special K Chocolatey Delight, and I feel like I'm being healthy, but there's chocolate in there.
I can't drink anything but chocolate. I don't even like any milk but chocolate. When I eat cereal, I barely touch the white part.
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
I'm a busy mom and I'm a big snacker throughout the day, so I'll do everything from leftovers from what my children did not eat, whether that's like a half bowl of cereal or a banana or whatever.
What kind of society have we become when children in a great city cannot rely on mothers or fathers for a bowl of cereal in the morning and a brown bag with a sandwich and apple in it for lunch?
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