A Quote by Bill Maher

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

Bill Maher

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Bank Everyone Gun Rob

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Bill Maher
American - Comedian
Born: January 20, 1956

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind playing bad guys. I want to play a bad guy. I want to rob a bank. I want to rob a bank in a film. I want to rob a bank in a film but do it with a gun - with a gun, not with a bomb strapped around me.

Maz Jobrani

Compromise is when one person wants to rob a bank and the other person does not, and they compromise to rob a person outside of the bank.

Christopher Myers

I want to rob a bank so much - and I'm from the Midwest, so we have like one bank, no security cameras, and so I designed this thing.

Kellan Lutz

Whenever I ask Siri for directions or a recommendation, I also ask her a trick question. Her answers are usually wacky. She scolds me for cursing, which I love, but she has no problem with ethics. If I say, 'Remind me to rob a bank at 3 P.M.,' she responds, 'Here's your reminder for today at 3 P.M.: Rob a bank. Shall I create it?'

Elizabeth Diller

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.

Bertolt Brecht

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

Wanda Sykes

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

Chris Rock

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen.

Woody Guthrie

You can't rob a bank on charm and personality.

Willie Sutton

What do you want me to do, rob a bank?

Barry McGuigan

And so it can be very much in the interest of bank A to sell-short bank B shares, or buy CDSes on bank B, because they have exposure to bank B. It's the responsible thing to do as a fiduciary, and yet if everyone does it at the same time, it's destabilizing because everyone is selling.