A Quote by Bill Maher

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

Bill Maher

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Bill Maher
American - Comedian
Born: January 20, 1956

I got three 'Tiger Woods' games for my Xbox just in case one gets scratched.

Gilbert Arenas

For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance to go to Tiger Woods Golf Camp. He taught me how to swing and was hitting the ball, and this dude was unreal.

Larry Fitzgerald

Tiger Woods is like a piece of fine art that belongs in the Louvre, and so, too, is Scott Medlock's painting of Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia...a true masterpiece!

Al Michaels

Tiger Woods is someone I'd like to ask questions of. I'm fascinated to know about his life - everything he goes through, is he happy being Tiger Woods?

Nasser Hussain

There are three sportsmen: Tiger Woods, Roger Federer, and Lionel Messi. They perform with excellence, like most of us could never dream of.

Carlos Tevez

Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the course. In his defense, it's not easy being Tiger Woods.

Hank Haney

I realize Tiger Woods is Tiger Woods; he's intimidating.

Keegan Bradley

Do women golfers say they could go out and beat Tiger Woods?

John McEnroe

My favorite player is Tiger Woods. I think I can beat Tiger when I'm 20. It's a life goal.

Michelle Wie

America is Tiger Woods country for a reason, and she elected Barack Obama to punctuate this new reality.

Andrew Breitbart

It's not my fault if the media and the public are more interested in Tiger Woods than in women farm workers.

Gloria Allred

I got to live through the Tiger Woods era and who knows who's still to come.

Jim Nantz

Tiger Woods has been one of my best friends for 25 years. I first met Tiger at an event I was hosting in Chicago; he was getting an award.

Ahmad Rashad

With Tiger Woods, you know everyone is watching. But I think interest in women's golf is getting better too.

Yani Tseng

Roger Federer and my boyfriend, Tiger Woods, inspire me. It's incredible what they've done in their respective sports, especially Roger. He is the nicest and humblest guy. You would never know that he's the best tennis player of all time. And Tiger is so mentally tough. He can block everything completely out and stay in the moment.