A Quote by Bill Murray

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

Bill Murray

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Bill Murray
American - Actor
Born: September 21, 1950

I try to bear pain and not panic. I try to remember that it's got an expiration date, even if I don't know when that expiration date is. And I try to use it as fuel for my work.

Joan Osborne

I should be married and have 19 kids. And now I'm thinking my eggs are dying on the shelf. They're going to go past their expiration date. But it's what I chose, so I'm fine with that decision.

Octavia Spencer

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date.

John C. Maxwell

You know, there's a reason we can remember," [Catarina] said more softly. "That's much easier when your life has an expiration date." "It may be more important for us.

Cassandra Clare

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

Jeff Kinney

I don't think there's a date minimum or maximum. I don't get the whole 'All right, you've got to wait three days to call after the date.' If I got a number from a girl, I'd call that night. There's no science to it for me. You just do what it is that you feel like doing.

Channing Tatum

Women don't have an expiration date.

Wendie Malick

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

David Niven

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

Robert Mankoff

We all know our dates of birth but . . . every year there is another date that we pass over without knowing what it is but it is just as important it is the other date the death date.

Ali Smith

Enjoy life, it has an expiration date

Zayn Malik

I don't know if there is an expiration date on diversity.

Natasha Rothwell

Believing in love doesn't have an expiration date.

Lara Fabian

One of the things I noticed is that people really change when they realize their expiration date is coming, and they know what it is. Most of us don't: we just hope we can live as long as we can and do as much good as we can.