A Quote by Bo Burnham

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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Bo Burnham
American - Comedian
Born: August 21, 1990

Nothing's impossible for Rickey. You don't have enough fingers and toes to count out Rickey.

Rickey Henderson

Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest. Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity!

Henry David Thoreau

To say that I enjoyed writing... is like saying I enjoy having fingers and toes. It's difficult to imagine life without them.

Dennis Covington

I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.

Imelda Marcos

Hello toes," I say. They're good toes. I like that they're long and slender and not the slightest bit stubby. I wiggle them, ten unstubby waves that say, "And hello to you, Human Host!" Except they're toes. I'm talking to my toes. Maybe I'm not bored... maybe I'm lonely?

Lauren Myracle

Angels cry because they want to experience what you and I feel: the moment. They live in eternity. They dont know what it is like to read a newspaper and get ink on your fingers. They dont know what it is like to take your shoes off and wiggle your toes under the dinner table.

Carlos Santana

Not everything that counts can be counted. You can count sales. You can count fans and followers. You can count pins and tweets. But you can't count passion. You can't count commitment. You can't count engagement. You can't count relationships.

John Kremer

Because I can count on my fingers the number of sunsets I have left, and I don't want to miss any of them.

Suzanne Collins

Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.

Tim McCarver

I mean, movies are like your kids or your fingers and toes or something, it's pretty hard to pick favorites.

Sydney Pollack

Then people expect women to be that easy to understand, and women are mad at themselves for not being that simple, when, in actuality, women are complicated, women are multifaceted - not because women are crazy, but because people are crazy, and women happen to be people.

Tavi Gevinson

Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.

Ann Burton

I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a good grip on the ball.

Steve Nash

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

I think that I can count on the fingers of one hand the times you've actually said the word ‘women' and not replaced it with an epithet referring to female genitalia." "Hey, he's not that bad," Warren said. "Sometimes he calls them cows or whores.

Patricia Briggs

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

W. C. Fields

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