A Quote by Bob Hope
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
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Like a Passover Poet gliding from house to house and from trembling soul to trembling soul the wind scribbled sonnets of first time love and weeping haikus of last hours on earth.
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