A Quote by Bob Hope

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

Bob Hope

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Been Gong Heating Juice Pad Prune Replaced Show Song Wine Women

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Bob Hope
American - Comedian
May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

Ambrose Bierce

The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context.

Chuck Barris

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Ogden Nash

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

Johnny Carson

Every time you'd turn on the set you'd see me eating a prune in a prune ad. My friends used to call me Prune Boy, even on the football field.

David Faustino

Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.

Lena Dunham

Italy doesn't need American football. For what? I've been. Wine, women, song, shopping, unbelievable vistas and landscapes... You need Titans vs. Panthers? Uh, no.

Michael Wilbon

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

Red Buttons

For when we quaff the gen'rous bowl, Then sleep the sorrows of our soul. Let us drink the juice divine, The gift of Bacchus, god of wine. When I take wine, my cares go to rest.

Anacreon

Politics isn't a reality show or a gong show. It's not show business for ugly people. It's the arena where we define our common life in a rough and ready contest that has winners and losers.

Michael Ignatieff

A really great reception makes me feel like I have a great big warm heating pad all over me. People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.