A Quote by Bob Mortimer

I eat a tin of sardines every day.

Bob Mortimer

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Bob Mortimer
English - Comedian
Born: May 23, 1959

Maybe some people will not agree, but I like to eat sardines in the morning for breakfast. I think some people will have a hard time eating sardines in olive oil or pickled sardines for breakfast. I guess that is why I am still single.

David H. Murdock

It's hard to ravish a tin of sardines.

D. H. Lawrence

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Alan Bennett

I eat 6 or 7 raw vegetables every day, 4 or 5 pieces of fresh fruit. I eat egg whites each day. If I eat bread, it has to be whole wheat. I eat brown rice. I don't eat between meals. I eat at 11 o'clock in the morning and 7 o'clock at night.

Jack LaLanne

I try to eat in one of my restaurants every day, and I eat out in another restaurant every day. It's what I do.

Tom Douglas

While I was in the NFL, I would eat five times a day. I only eat twice a day now, and I box and play basketball every day. I'm extremely happy with my body and mind...

Thomas Jones

This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin. I'd call him Rin Tin Tin too, and I'd take him to school with me, where he could stay in the janitor's room or by the bicycle racks when the weather was good.

Anne Frank

I eat about 4,500 calories every day, but I eat only nutritious, organic foods, and I don't eat added sugars.

Kris Humphries

Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he never got to eat his sandwich every day, the dog jumped on him every day, his wife was giving him a hard time and he showed up every day.

James L. Brooks

I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have Christmas every day!

Adriana Lima

I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have #? Christmas every day!

Adriana Lima

I will make time to eat every day. I couldn't do as much as I do, actually, if I didn't eat.

Minnie Driver

People don't eat in the long run - they eat every day.

Harry Hopkins

Try to eat more fat but choose polyunsaturated fatty acids as they help the body to burn fat so that's salmon, halibut, sardines, albacore, trout, herring, walnut and flaxseed oil.