A Quote by Brian Urlacher

My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy. — © Brian Urlacher
My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy.
I was a young actor who was bald, but at that time, there was a thing on television that - there was a prototype or a stereotype of a principal who was bald and mean with glasses, or there was... the angry boss who was bald.
I've always wanted to be bald. I mean it, completely bald. Wouldn't it be great to be bald in the rain?
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.
Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
It amazes me. I'm just a fat, middle-aged, bald guy, but people still want to meet me.
I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
Probably because I'm bald. Don't the bald people always play doctors and principals? Yeah, isn't that funny? And lawyers. A lot of lawyers and judges.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
You know, I've been bald since I was 18. I started losing my hair at 17 and I've been completely bald since 20 years old.
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.
See I'm used to seeing myself with hair now, so it's not a big deal. Now when I see pictures of me bald I'm like 'ew.' But people are used to seeing me bald so when I'm walking around without the hat on, I see people doing a lot of double takes.
Actually, I wouldn't know what to do now if I had hair. I'm pretty comfortable being bald. It doesn't bother me. I've never had one girl tell me she didn't want to have sex with me because I didn't have any hair.
If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I'm afraid of flying.
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