A Quote by Carrie Snow
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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It is necessary but insufficient to stay married for the children's sake. It is also
necessary to stay happily married for the children's sake. I'm so glad someone
noticed that marriage doesn't have to make you miserable. It is just so easy to
be happy I don't understand why it isn't more popular.
I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.
We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend get married, and I want to see everyone in every state be able to get married. It's their choice. It's not affecting our lives. So let them be equal. We want them to be able to experience life, and if they want to be miserable and married, let them be miserable and married like us.
Few things are needed to make a wise man happy; nothing can make a fool content; that is why most men are miserable.
Staying in a hopeless and miserable situation doesn't make you loyal, it just makes you miserable.
How do you write when you're not miserable? The solution, of course, is to make yourself miserable about not writing.
I suppose that's what happens when you make other people's lives miserable: life gets miserable back at you.
If you're miserable, make a choice.
If you're still miserable, you can choose again.
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
Sleep is the secret of life! I must have a comfortable bed, a room at exactly 60 degrees, and complete darkness like a tomb to sleep. If I don't get 10 hours, then I'm miserable and I make everyone around me miserable.
Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.
At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
You make me miserable. You really do, I want you to know that. Much as I love you, much as I need you, much as I can't exist without you, you make me miserable.
If you are happy, you are happy; nobody asks you why you are happy. Yes, if you are miserable, a question is relevant. If you are miserable, somebody can ask why you are miserable, and the question is relevant - because misery is against nature, something wrong is happening. When you are happy, nobody asks you why you are happy, except for a few neurotics. There are such people; I cannot deny the possibility.
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