A Quote by Cathie Linz

When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.

Cathie Linz

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Buckles Can't Sleep Count I Can't Sleep Sleep

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Cathie Linz
American - Writer
November 29, 1954 - March 7, 2015

Not everything that counts can be counted. You can count sales. You can count fans and followers. You can count pins and tweets. But you can't count passion. You can't count commitment. You can't count engagement. You can't count relationships.

John Kremer

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

Mitch Hedberg

When I can't sleep, I don't count sheep. I count lovers. And by the time I reach 38 or 39, I'm asleep.

Miriam Hopkins

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Ogden Nash

A reporter asked recently, 'What keeps you up at night?' I replied that I generally sleep well, but if I ever do have trouble, I don't have to count sheep. I count all the states I'm glad I'm not the governor of.

Mitch McConnell

When I'm worried and I can't sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep.

Irving Berlin

Political correctness has become a straightjacket.

Gary Oldman

If, my dear, you seek to slumber; Count of stars an endless number; If you will continue wakeful; Count the drops that make a lakeful; Then if vigilance yet above you Hover, Count the times I love you; And if slumber sill repel you Count the times I do not tell you.

Franklin P. Adams

The game I play is a very interesting one. It's imagination, in a tight straightjacket.

Richard P. Feynman

Any system was a straightjacket if you insisted on adhering to it so totally and humorlessly.

Erica Jong

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Tom Upton

Sleep, sleep, beauty bright,Dreaming o'er the joys of night.Sleep, sleep: in thy sleepLittle sorrows sit and weep.

William Blake

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.