A Quote by Channing Frye

Everyone knows I love a good fart joke!

Channing Frye

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Channing Frye
American - Basketball Player
Born: May 17, 1983

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Benjamin Franklin

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Demetri Martin

I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.

Nia Vardalos

I always thought if you really want to be a good actor, you've got to be able to fart in public. That, to me, is the most important. If you are so inhibited that you can't fart, I don't mean around your friends, I mean just a fart, out loud somewhere. I don't mean the 'silent creeper', everybody does that. I mean fart out loud! Just that you can do it and not be afraid of it. Humility is very important.

Timothy Carey

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

Ernest Hemingway

Anyone that knows me knows I love to joke around and have fun.

Kyle Richards

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Harold Ramis

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.

Benjamin Franklin

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.

Katy Perry

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

Bo Burnham

Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having dinner with your kids and your husband and someone says something funny or you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiess.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there's show tunes and fart noises.

Darby Stanchfield

You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there.

Genndy Tartakovsky

When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes.