A Quote by Charles Dickens

If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig. — © Charles Dickens
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.
Psychoanalytic doctrine reveals the pig in man, a pig saddled with a conscience; the disastrous result is that the pig is uncomfortable beneath that pious rider, and the rider fares no better in the situation, since his endeavor is not only to tame the pig, but also to render it invisible.
Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
But what was most remarkable, Broadway being three miles long, and the booths lining each side of it, in every booth there was a roast pig, large or small, as the centre attraction. Six miles of roast pig! And that in New York City alone; and roast pig in every other city, town, hamlet, and village in the Union. What association can there be between roast pig and independence?
I pitched Jay Hunt the opening scene (prime minister, middle of the night, he's woken up...). She paused, and then she laughed. She was very intrigued and all that, and then she said, "Does it have to be a pig?" So we went through various options: Could it be a supermarket frozen chicken? A giant wheel of cheese? A pig seemed just the right level of absurd, but then when he walks in and there's actually a pig there, it's awful.
Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
The sequence of theorist, experimenter, and discovery has occasionally been compared to the sequence of farmer, pig, truffle. The farmer leads the pig to an area where there might be truffles. The pig searches diligently for the truffles. Finally, he locates one, and just as he is about to devour it, the farmer snatches it away.
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper!
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
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