A Quote by Charlie Murphy
I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.
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I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.
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