I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen was such a pro.
I've never met Charlie Sheen.
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.
When my mother died I was very young, And my father sold me while yet my tongue Could scarcely cry weep weep weep weep. So your chimneys I sweep, and in soot I sleep.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
My nards aren't clean
Ive been partying
With Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all.
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.
Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.