I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
Charlie Sheen was such a pro.
I've never met Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.
My nards aren't clean
Ive been partying
With Charlie Sheen
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all.
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.
Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.
I was a fan of Charlie Sheen - he's an incredibly likable, affable guy - well, until he doesn't like you.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.