A Quote by Chelsea Handler
I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.
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If you're looking for like, a pure base for your behavior on stage, maybe it's better to say, "Yeah, you're not obliged to pretend. But, you're also obliged to not pretend." So you have access to both sides, if you will. It's never a pure binary thing, but you can pretend. If you have total agency as a performer, then both are at your disposal.
Pretend like it's the weekend, ... We could pretend it all the time.
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