The universe, I'd learned, was never, ever kidding. It would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back.
We all know of course, that we should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever fiddle around in any way with electrical equipment. NEVER.
I learned, one, you shouldn't ever quit. And I learned, two, you'll never be able to explain it to anybody
Anything I have ever learned of any consequence, I have learned from Black people. I have never been bored by any Black person, ever.
If you have a universe that was just the mirror image of the one we know about, then in fact, presumably it would have right-handed amino acids. That's why I'm only half kidding when I say there is a guy on the other side of the universe with his heart on the right hand side.
I never learned to ride a bicycle, and it is too late now. I never learned to drive. I never learned to swim.
Because I am basically so insecure and anxious and afraid, I never, ever in my life learned to reach out for help, ever.
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.
When I finally learned to let go of having to totally control everything around me and let my life unfold, I was stunned by the results. How could I have ever thought I could outsmart the Universe?
I'm totally not kidding. Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing.
If our solar system is not unusual, then there are so many planets in the universe that, for example, they outnumber the sum of all sounds and words ever uttered by every human who has ever lived. To declare that Earth must be the only planet with life in the universe would be inexcusably bigheaded of us.
I don't know if I'm ever going to quit playing football. I'm just kidding.
I have learned to walk: ever since, I let myself run. I have learned to fly: ever since, I do not want to be pushed before moving along.
Once we've learned enough about the universe we will admit to ourselves that we will never know everything.
I never learned to speak Yiddish, ever.
Anybody who pretends that how you read the 10th and 11th Amendment doesn't have a fundamental impact on the things we care about is kidding themselves. They're either uninformed or they're kidding themselves.