A Quote by Chris Farley
I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.
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I may be a good Catholic, a bad Catholic or a so-so Catholic, but that's who I am.
I am Catholic but I want to say something to the Catholics. Thank you for some of the bishops who live in rural areas, and are still Catholic. These bishops of the Catholic churches still pray for the poor, and pray for their president who works for the poor, while the leaders of the Catholic Church only defend oligarchy.
I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?
A good school provides a rounded education for the whole person. And a good Catholic school, over and above this, should help all its students to become saints.
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
I was raised a good little Catholic. What's more theatrical than the ritual of the Catholic church?
You know, I want to help my country. Definitely I can help them, simply by winning races. Sure, they can follow my path to a good career. But for me it is not enough. I want to be more than that. In everything I want to be a role model.
I went to a Catholic school. The private school was good - the teachers wanted all of us to have the freedom to think for ourselves. The education was good at the Catholic school, but you only got that one ideology.
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The money I earn from films means I can help the people I want to help - you can do a lot of good if you want to.
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We have no salaries. When one says he is from a good Catholic family and says he wants to help us, why should we refuse his offer?
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