A Quote by Christopher Allsopp

Don't blow your load on the first stroke, fellas. — © Christopher Allsopp
Don't blow your load on the first stroke, fellas.

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When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my load with all my might.
All art is erotic. The first ornament to have been invented, the cross, was of erotic origin. It was the first work of art. A horizontal stroke: the woman lying down. A vertical stroke: the male who penetrates her.
I stroke it to the East, and I stroke it to the West, and I stroke it to the woman that I love best. I be strokin'.
If there is a load you have to bear that you can't carry, I'm right up the road. I'll share your load if you just call me.
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down That ain't got the faith to stand its ground Blow away the dreams that tear you apart Blow away the dreams that break your heart Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and brokenhearted.
If I've got to have a stroke or a heart attack, I'd rather have a heart attack. I don't think that's the only reason I campaign for the Stroke Association, but a stroke would be a terrible thing.
I jumped at the chance to be a part of Stroke Recovery Canada. I want to help March of Dimes Canada in its efforts to support stroke recovery and improve the quality of life of all Canadian stroke survivors.
Every putt is different. Your feet dictate the stroke by how they feel on the green. I just never used the same stroke on every putt.
To uncover your true potential you must first find your own limits and then you have to have the courage to blow past them.
You wanna blow money? Put it in a 'blow' category in your budget. But at least admit it on paper!
Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection. But you can't cheat real connection. It's built up slowly. It's about trust and time.
But as well may you, when urging a man up-hill with a heavy load upon his back, and with your lash also upon his back, tell him, that be has nothing to do either with the load or the lash.
Do not blow your own trumpets nor, which is the same thing, ask other people to blow them. No trumpeter ever rose to be a general.
Guys, fellas! You'll lose your wife trying to stop them from being the best they can.
My dad had a stroke. It's one of those life-changing events. It was right around the time I was turning 40. We were doing 'L.A. Law,' and I got this call that my dad was in Rome and had had a stroke. I want to stress that it wasn't a huge stroke, but it was enough to provide a serious wake-up call.
I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.
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