A Quote by Christopher Moore

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Christopher Moore

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Asked Being Immortal Mean Point Still Tommy

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Christopher Moore
American - Writer
Born: 1957

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Rachel McAdams

If I could only have one grooming tool, it would be floss. I don't want to have broken Cheetos in my teeth. To protect myself from the sun, I can find shade under a tree. To moisturize my skin, I could get really sweaty and then just rub it on myself. But how are you going to clean between your teeth without floss?

Jonathan Van Ness

Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids' teeth every night. It's so tedious.

Molly Shannon

OK, I floss, I brush my teeth, and I use mouth wash. Does that mean that I love it? That means that I, you know, like to look after my teeth!

Sonny Bill Williams

You gotta floss!

Jonathan Van Ness

Never floss a stranger.

Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger.

Joan Rivers

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

Jimmy Buffett

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

Jeaniene Frost

Twine from trees and plants can make good floss!

Jenna Morasca

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Janette Rallison

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

Nyjah Huston

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Frank Zappa

I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive these days, all 'in your face.'