A Quote by Chuck Klosterman

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

Chuck Klosterman

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Chuck Klosterman
American - Critic
Born: July 5, 1972

Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around some. Tell me, why you want to lay there, revel in your abandon?

Tom Petty

With health care, somebody at some point decided that there was a bright line and that you had to pick sides. Well, I reject that view.

Brian Schatz

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?

Mark McGrath

When you get a big crisis, everyone wants somebody with some experience and some credibility.

David Brooks

Credible reports came through that Syria had used chemical weapons. Whether it's true actually is still open to question, but it's very probably true. At that point, what was at stake was what is called credibility. So if you read the political actors, political leadership, foreign policy commentary, they constantly point out accurately that US credibility was at stake, and we have to maintain US credibility. So therefore something had to be done to show you can't violate our orders.

Noam Chomsky

There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

Jeff Dunham

Somebody somewhere decided to put me on TV without really thinking twice about it.

Chris March

There are few of us but who have been touched somehow by death. Some may not have been touched closely by it nor yet have kept vigil with it, but somewhere along our lives, most of us are sorely bereft of someone near and deeply cherished - and all of us will some day meet it face to face.

Richard L. Evans

There's almost nothing that upsets Americans more than the idea that somewhere, somehow, somebody is getting his feelings hurt.

Tucker Carlson

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Dean Martin

Somehow, German just vanished at some point. We already started at an early stage to translate our albums, and at some point, we started to write only in English.

Bill Kaulitz

When you go to the Hollywood world and you wade in the waters out there, you never know who you’re going to meet and what meetings you’re going to have at some point, somewhere that leads to something else. So you could see somebody years later that comes to fruition.

Chris Jericho

Attention equals importance equals value equals ego. Or, more realistically, Attention equals success.

Cris Mazza

Coming from The Disney Channel, anything I do is going to offend somehow, somewhere, somehow.

Brenda Song

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

This is a perfect example of the power and ridiculousness of a website like Wikipedia. I did give a slightly contentious graduation speech, where I decided not to be funny as my classmates had hoped, which was why I was chosen. I was not valedictorian, that's for sure. Instead, I talked about the failure to communicate between the administration and the teachers and students. That's what was contentious about it. At some point, somebody wrote about that incident on my Wikipedia page. And then somebody added the bit about me exposing my genitals to the crowd.

Nick Kroll

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