A Quote by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. — © Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

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When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.
As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.
When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
I looked up to action heroes such as Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Jean-Claude van Damme because I liked the attitude and determination they portrayed.
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
Why learn a number like pi to so many decimal places? The answer I gave then as I do now is that pi is for me an extremely beautiful and utterly unique thing. Like the Mona Lisa or a Mozart symphony, pi is its own reason for loving it.
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