A Quote by Chuck Norris
I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
I do, I kick major butt in 'Dredd.' I get to kill people. I break a guy's neck by roundhouse kicking him in the face. It was me, I did it. I learned how to roundhouse kick. I also do it with my hands cuffed behind my back so it's pretty cool I have to say. Yeah, leather body suit, blonde hair, the whole thing.
My favorite kick is the roundhouse. I'm very capable of kicking a tall person in the head with a roundhouse.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.
As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once.
There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.
If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
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