A Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — © Chuck Palahniuk
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
We look at the Mona Lisa and say we're going to do our version of the Mona Lisa. We mirror it. But exaptation would say that painting the Mona Lisa would lead to a whole new place... Bugs Bunny.
Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer. Maybe self-destruction is the answer.
It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed.
You know, people call mystery novels or thrillers 'puzzles.' I never understood that, because when I buy a puzzle, I already know what it is. It's on the box. And even if I don't, if it's a 5,000-piece puzzle of the 'Mona Lisa', it's not like I put the last piece in and go, 'I had no idea it's the 'Mona Lisa'!'
The Mona Lisa, to me, is the greatest emotional painting ever done. The way the smile flickers makes it a work of both art and science, because Leonardo understood optics, and the muscles of the lips, and how light strikes the eye - all of it goes into making the Mona Lisa's smile so mysterious and elusive.
I used to always sing my way into the movies and the basketball games or whatever. I'd sing for whoever's on the door, and they'd let me in. I used to think I was Nat King Cole back in the day, you know. So I'd sing something like, 'Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you,' and they'd let me in.
Even if you can't afford to buy a painting, you can experience it. You can go see the Mona Lisa and be transported. You can see the discipline and suffering in a van Gogh.
With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated.
I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters.
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.
Julia Roberts taught me how to knit on the set of 'Mona Lisa Smile.'
If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa.
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