A Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
American - Novelist
Born: February 21, 1962

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

Mark Twain

Those are my dreams. Buy mum a house, build a school in Rwanda. Then carry on making enough money to buy soaps from Lush.

Ncuti Gatwa

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

Will Rogers

For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says.

Wilfrid Sheed

Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wife is telling him to run. Of course, the big difference; if you ignore what God says you don't have to hear about it until the afterlife. That's the only difference.

Jay Leno

The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.

Will Rogers

My mum has told me that I have to work with Antonio Banderas just so that she can meet him and try and marry him.

Kaya Scodelario

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Claude Pepper

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Will Rogers

God considers this land to be His. You read the Bible and He says 'this is my land' and for any Prime Minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'no, this is mine'... He was dividing God's land and I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations, or the United States of America. God says 'this land belongs to me. You'd better leave it alone.'

Pat Robertson

My parents don't have a lot of money, and it was only when my mum's mum died that we could buy Fernandez, my first grand prix horse.

Charlotte Dujardin

I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it.

Elton John

When my mum first told me she got sick, I didn't cry. I probably cried over my mum's illness twice.

Jack Osbourne

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

Phyllis Diller

I remember when I was 11, I told my mom, 'One day I'm going to buy you a house.' And she said, 'Boy, don't you be making promises you can't keep.' I was like: 'No, Ma, it's not a promise. I'm going to buy you a house one day.'

will.i.am

I definitely want to be a mum. Lots of my friends are having babies, but I don't know quite when to do it. My mum says, 'There's never a right time; you've just got to get on with it'.

Amy Nuttall

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