A Quote by Claudette Colbert

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die. — © Claudette Colbert
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die.
Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.
Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.
People like to have fun and they like to laugh. And when you laugh, it's much easier to convince people and they laugh with you, rather than being angry. And I think laughter's always nice and I've always liked it.
I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.
I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh at another comedian, rather than being like, "Okay, who's the next joke-slinger? Give me some jokes so I may laugh and go about my day!"
I'd rather die on my own terms than live on theirs. I'd rather die loving Alex than live without him.
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
I'd rather do comedy. I'd rather make people laugh than cry.
Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die.
Everyone has to die someday. I'd rather die after doing something worthwhile.
I'd rather die on my feet making a speech than die of Alzheimer's - and that's what I'm planning to do.
I would rather die than stay there." "Well, you might die.
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