When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably.
If you bite and chew the peel of a banana, then eat the fruit of the banana itself, you will find that it tastes like a tomato. I swear.
All the words in the English language are divided into nine great classes. These classes are called the Parts of Speech. They are Article, Noun, Adjective, Pronoun, Verb, Adverb, Preposition, Conjunction and Interjection.
I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.
During a fight with Anderson Silva, I slipped on an imaginary banana peel.
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
My next book's title is going to be, 'I Have One Foot in the Grave and Another on a Banana Peel.'
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
The integers of language are sentences, and their organs are the parts of speech. Linguistic organization, then, consists in the differentiation of the parts of speech and the integration of the sentence.
To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.