A Quote by Colleen Hoover

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

Colleen Hoover

Quote Topics

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Quote Author

Colleen Hoover
American - Author
Born: December 11, 1979

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Louise Hay

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Cassandra Clare

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

Reba McEntire

The settle, followed by 10 for power will give you that grasp on their nuts that you need. Once you've got that, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze and squeeze and don't ever let up! You'll just be breaking 1500 meters down when you hear them yelp. Listen for the yelp, and then bring it into the dock.

Christopher Allsopp

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

Joe Jonas

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

Bruce Campbell

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

Gurbaksh Chahal

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Conan O'Brien

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

James Brady

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

Chris Rose

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.