A Quote by Conan O'Brien

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien
American - Entertainer
Born: April 18, 1963

I'm not trying to get five medals. I'm not trying to be Michael Phelps.

Lindsey Vonn

I am going to sit there and watch Michael Phelps break my record anonymously? That's almost demeaning to me. It is not almost - it is.

Mark Spitz

Michael Jordan and Michael Phelps are the greatest to ever do what they did, and I'm not. But if you believe that you are, then you're almost as good as being that.

Jordan Spieth

A lot of the Olympic games just boil down to genetics. Michael Phelps is genetically built to swim better than other people if he trains the same way. You might as well have a competition for who's the tallest, and act like it's anyone's game!

Doug Stanhope

I'm not the next Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps.

Simone Biles

Michael Phelps is a beast. He's like a human fish.

Nina Agdal

Michael Phelps truly has a ton of poker talent.

Phil Hellmuth

Michael Phelps wouldn't have been on the Wheaties box if I stuck with swimming. I've been swimming since I was a little kid. I still swim. I'm the best.

Marshawn Lynch

If you bound the arms and legs of gold-medal swimmer Michael Phelps, weighed him down with chains, threw him in a pool and he sank, you wouldn't call it a 'failure of swimming.' So, when markets have been weighted down by inept and excessive regulation, why call this a 'failure of capitalism'?