A Quote by Conan O'Brien

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien
American - Entertainer
Born: April 18, 1963

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

Gurbaksh Chahal

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Louise Hay

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

Lance Armstrong

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Cassandra Clare

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

James Brady

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

Chris Rose

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

Napoleon Hill

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

Colleen Hoover

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.