A Quote by Craig Ferguson

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble. — © Craig Ferguson
You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.
There's nothing nicer than getting a round of applause for turning up for work. It's amazing! You start work, and people clap. Do you know what I mean? And then they stand up and clap at the end.
People can't write whatever they want and get away with it. There is a censor for films and TV, there should be a censor for social media as well.
When people clap for me I say, don't clap for me, clap for what God has done.
We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it.
China may censor YouTube. China may censor Twitter. They won't be able to censor Bitcoin. There's no central authority. There's no one you can go to and say, 'We're going to turn Bitcoin off.'
When you get the first knock, it kind of wakes you up: you know, they are men, and it is not like Under-18s when you can take loads of knocks and know you will be fine, that you won't feel anything after the game. You definitely get harder knocks, but it helps. You just get up and get on with the game, and then you can give it to them back.
You need 10,000 hours to figure out how to be good at something and I agree with that to a certain extent. It's like everything you do to lead up to a great recording or great performance is everything you've done in the past and you can't just, it's rare that someone wakes up in a void and goes and wakes up and makes the most brilliant recording or performance.
I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It's a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.
To perform live, to get that thrill of the audience reaction is great. There is no equivalent of watching someone stand up and clap on the Internet.
The function of the censor is to censor. He has a professional interest in finding things to suppress.
A lot of times, we censor ourselves before the censor even gets there.
It's very hard to write about that which is always beautiful and pleasant and good. You don't get anywhere with it. There's no friction in it. There's no trouble. You have to have trouble. Somebody's got to get in trouble, or no one wants to read it.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
My dog wakes me at 6:30 in the morning, so pretty much, I have to get up.
Clap, clap, let em fall slow. I know you had your fears, you can let em all go
I don't use an alarm, though sometimes Alexa wakes me, especially if I have to get up at a certain time.
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