A Quote by Dana Carvey
Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.
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I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.
What bothers me is that Jim Bakker lies. Jim Bakker knows for a fact that I was virgin.
"Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it’s behind bars." "It’s a zoo, Iggy,” Nudge said, taking his arms and leading him. "Everything’s behind bars."
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars
Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together.
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.
no one wanted to look at the common evils of society. Very few were willing to put aside their own pursuit of happiness long enough to consider the effects of greed and jealousy around them. From what she'd seen, humans were essentially troubled. For every one behind bars, another ten deserved to be behind bars, but that would put one in ten Americans behind bars.
Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female.
My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female...
We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!
I thought the force of my wanting must wake ye, surely. And then ye did come. . ." He stopped, looking at me with eyes gone soft and dark. "Christ, Claire, ye were so beautiful, there on the stair, wi' your hair down and the shadow of your body with the light behind ye…." He shook his head slowly. "I did think I should die, if I didna have ye," he said softly. "Just then.
Ye have no need to fight, stand ye still and see the salvation of the Lord.
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