A Quote by Dana Gould

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

Dana Gould

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Dana Gould
American - Comedian
Born: August 24, 1964

Even as wisdom often comes from the mouths of babes, so does it often come from the mouths of old people. The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes.

Mahatma Gandhi

I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

J. B. Smoove

Style is the way we communicate who we are to people before we open our mouths.

Solange Knowles

I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first.

Harlan Ellison

Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know. Why wouldn't you ask to boil a kettle or something? Maybe you would, I dunno.

Michael Fassbender

You know why stardom screws up people ? Because it gives you too many choices. As a 20-year-old I was making as much money as, well, as much money as it was possible for a 20-year-old to make in India. That sort of thing could drive people nuts. But I put my in money in the bank.

Zeenat Aman

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

Lewis Carroll

Charming villains have always had a decided social advantage over well-meaning people who chew with their mouths open.

Judith Martin

And at five o'clock in the morning we left to drive to Old Tucson, and I sat with my mouth open in the van. I was stunned by the beauty of that country.

Erika Slezak

South Central Los Angeles [is the] home of the drive-thru and the drive-by. Funny thing is, the drive-thrus are killing more people than the drive-bys.

Ron Finley

When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.

Carl Reiner

People that call old leads, drive old cars.

Jason Bailey

There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many open ears.

Joseph Hall

I started off with a paper round when we were just about old enough to drive. I couldn't drive myself, so someone else would have to drive me and I'd drop off the papers.