A Quote by Dana Gould

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

Dana Gould

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Closes Door God Like Me Opens Sounds Toilet Window

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Dana Gould
American - Comedian
Born: August 24, 1964

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Yeah. The problem was that this particular window opened off the tenth story, and he wasn't so sure God supplied parachutes.

Diana Gabaldon

When life closes a door, God opens a window.

Paul Smith

When God closes a door, he opens a window, but it's up to you to find it.

Jeannette Walls

When people say to me: "Oh don't worry, if one door closes another one opens..." If one door closes for me, go through the window - I'm not interested in waiting around for people to give me opportunities. I try and make things happen and if I am given opportunities I take them and work harder.

Noel Clarke

When one door closes, another window opens.

Julie Andrews

Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.

Julie Andrews

When the door to love opens, The window to control closes.

Ellen Hopkins

Don't let failure or disappointment cut you off from God or make you think that the future is hopeless. When God closes one door, He often opens another door - if we seek it.

Billy Graham

I do believe that at times God opens some doors and closes others, but our mistake is to confuse an open door for an easy door

Kyle Lake

Falling in love with someone is the surest highway to hurt that I know. When the door to love opens, the window to control closes.

Ellen Hopkins

Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

Charlaine Harris

As cliche as it sounds, when one door closes, another one opens. Whenever I've gotten bad news about something, within a week or two there's another opportunity that brings new hope or keeps me motivated.