A Quote by Dana Gould

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Dana Gould

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After Diarrhea Died Even Everyone Laugh Little Say Still Village

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Dana Gould
American - Comedian
Born: August 24, 1964

The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United States, kids don't die of diarrhea anymore, but it's a huge problem in the developing world.

Melinda Gates

When I learned Japanese, they say that I sounded like a Chinese with diarrhea!

Charo

It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.

Melinda Gates

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Jim Gaffigan

Unless people die from it, a little diarrhea isn't going to stop us from having our live fish.

Alvin Leung

I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing.

Jill Kargman

I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of severe dehydration due to diarrhea unacceptable.

Chelsea Clinton

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Mr. Krabs

The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next.

John Hersey

You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

Jason Mraz

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

Chelsea Clinton

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

Mason Cooley

I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea.

Charo

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

George Carlin

Self-expression, to me, is something that you worked on, that you have mastered a skill to say something in the most artful way that you can. It's not just blurting stuff out and having verbal diarrhea.

John Leguizamo

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Saul Alinsky

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