A Quote by Daniel Handler

Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world. — © Daniel Handler
Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.
When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually curses. She doesn't use dirty words; she'll literally say "asterisk, pound sign, exclamation point, the-letter-'A'-with-a-circle-around-it, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk.")
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.
People complain about my exclamation points, but I honestly think that's the way people think. I don't think people think in essays; it's one exclamation point to another.
Exclamation points are the most irritating of all. Look! they say, look at what I just said! How amazing is my thought! It is like being forced to watch someone else's small child jumping up and down crazily in the center of the living room shouting to attract attention. If a sentence really has something of importance to say, something quite remarkable, it doesn't need a mark to point it out. And if it is really, after all, a banal sentence needing more zing, the exclamation point simply emphasizes its banality!
Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all.
We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?
I write music with an exclamation point!
When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.
I've always thought of accessories as the exclamation point of a woman's outfit.
In Gospel grammar, death is not an exclamation point, merely a comma.
I don't think, in my entire 18 years as a student, I ever used an exclamation point in an academic paper.
I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week, and that's going to be the exclamation point.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. Thats basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
I met Betty Moore when she entered Mitchell High School as a freshman, and that was it - period, exclamation point!
I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
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