A Quote by Daniel Tosh
They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
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You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired.
I wouldn't say money can buy happiness. Happiness starts with yourself. Money can buy a smile, though.
It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
The data says that with the poor, a little money can buy a lot of happiness. If you're rich, a lot of money can buy you a little more happiness. But in both cases, money does it.
Money is a token, money buys freedom, it don't necessarily buy happiness and I've still got things I'm overcoming in my own mind, but money will buy you the freedom to not have to work as many hours. Money will buy you the freedom to spend more time with your family.
I would be the first to say that while a lack of money can cause misery, money doesn't buy you happiness.
Just because you're born in a privileged family and have money doesn't mean you're happy. Happiness you can't buy. Happiness is something you need to work for.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Whether or not money can buy happiness, it can buy freedom, and that's a big deal. Also, lack of money is very stressful.
Put money in it's place. Money can buy you cars, houses, trinkets, fleeting sex, shallow companionship, cheap attention, and unfulfilled status. However, it can't buy you peace, love, or happiness.
Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.
Money doesn't buy happiness. Some people say it's a heck of a down payment, though.
When I was a kid, my parents were always like, 'Money doesn't buy happiness.' I thought, 'You just didn't make enough money.' I had to go find it out for myself.
In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
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