A Quote by Daniel Tosh

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars. — © Daniel Tosh
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
First impression is unfair, because a first impression of somebody is guarded, and you don't know the person.
The first impression that I liked doing was an impression of Cheri Oteri's Barbara Walters impression on 'SNL.' I found that I could mimic that pretty well, and people got a kick out of that.
There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians
You only get one chance to make the first impression. And I made the biggest first impression ever by throwing the Big Show over the top rope.
A visual always brings a first impression. But if there's going to be a first impression, I might as well use it to control the story. So why not do something like throw a mask on?
My theory about meeting people,' he said,'is that it's better not to make a really good first impression. Because it's all downhill from there. You're always having to live up to that first impression, which was just an illusion.
It is only at the first encounter that a face makes its full impression on us.
People get to like a soul, but a satisfactory hat makes an impression at first sight.
One man is more concerned with the impression he makes on the rest of mankind, another with the impression the rest of mankind makes on him.
I just don't give off a great first impression.
I've seen promotions rush things to market and not be strategic about it. The first impression is the lasting impression.
Leaders must not be naive. I used to say, "Liars shouldn't lie." What a sad waste of words that is! I found out liars are supposed to lie. That's why we call them liars - they lie! What else would you expect them to do?
A good impression is great. But a bad impression is even better.
Love is so unpredictable. Sometimes you'll know a man for years and then one day, boom! Suddenly you see him in a different way. And other times, it's that first date, that first moment. That's what makes it so great.
For everyone, there are those moments when you have great days with someone you wouldn't expect to. Then you have to go back to your real lives, but it makes an impression on you.
Nothing is as exciting - or as nerve-wracking - as being the new girl. Whether it's your first day of school or you're starting a dream job, if there's one thing that makes a first impression a lot less daunting, it's a really, really good hair day.
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