A Quote by Daniel Tosh

I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon. — © Daniel Tosh
I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
The idea that owning a gun in America was an individual right only dates to the 1980s.
I like owning dirt. You know, I spent a lot of time broke when I moved to California. So deep in my soul is still this idea of being un-employed. To me, owning land means you could sell it at some point and have money.
I like owning dirt. You know, I spent a lot of time broke when I moved to California. So deep in my soul is still this idea of being unemployed. To me, owning land means you could sell it at some point and have money.
Federal law prohibits anyone convicted of a felony from owning a gun. Seems like kind of a good idea, no?
Part of why I was attracted to the idea of owning a gun was self-defense, and part of it was that I've been fascinated by guns since I was a little kid, and I want to play with them. It seems like a lot of fun.
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa.
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
There is a deliberate and quite outspoken attack on the whole idea of people owning private property.
When the gun lobby fights gun-control legislation, its logic is clear: it does not like laws that prevent people from owning or using guns.
I try not to be sentimental and obsessive about possessions. I love collecting, but I hate owning.
You need to understand this. We did not think we owned the land. The land was part of us. We didn't even know about owning the land. It is like talking about owning your grandmother - you can't own your grandmother. She just is your grandmother. Why would you talk about owning her?
Nothing is simpler than owning the stock market and holding it forever, and that's essentially the idea behind the index fund.
I've never really dreamed of owning a home. I don't think you go into the arts and also dream of owning a home.
In many respects, this country is becoming an oligarchy, with a tiny percentage of America owning the media, owning the country.
Violence is sometimes a very practical solution but I don't think it is the ultimate solution. Owning a gun is not OK for me. But I could argue both sides. Why shouldn't people own them? I'm not fundamentally against citizens having access to a weapon but I think it has complications. It's probably not the wisest idea. Obviously, it has consequences. Personally, I do not own a weapon.
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