A Quote by Daniel Tosh
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
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I've always operated so far outside my lane, I'm not sure what lane is mine anymore.
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With everything that is going on with hip-hop and with what everybody is doing I don't want to be in that lane. I think my lane is very different.
Women are allowed to exist in this very narrow lane, but as soon as you step out of that lane, people want to stone you.
You see people in the left lane, and as long as they are on the speed limit, they stay there. Get in the right lane and let people pass you - let the police worry about somebody who wants to speed. Don't force them pass in the right lane and zig zag, which can create an accident, just because you think you're correct.
I have come to Dacres Lane for the first time. Believe me, I haven't seen so many food stalls on one lane ever in my life.
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God gives everyone a lane and no one can beat you in your lane. Just stay focused on Him and what you are supposed to do. And everything will be alright.
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Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
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