The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.
I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.
David Hasselhoff is awesome.
I always wanted to meet David Hasselhoff, but I never did.
I've always resisted the idea of becoming a David Hasselhoff, and I hope I'm still resisting it.
That would make a great Instagram photo - me and David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson.
I knew of like - I remember, for most of my life, I grew up, and "Knight Rider" was, you know - David Hasselhoff was a Dutch character in my world.
2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.
I think we were in London for TV and David Hasselhoff was guest host of 'Raw'. We had the match where we did the slo-mo entrance run. It was really funny.
I play David Hasselhoff's secretary and she gets around a bit - it's quite a role. I end up in bed with Adam Sandler, It's so surreal it's hysterical . . I'm so excited. This is the biggest thing I have ever done, there's no comparison.
David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.
I love so many directors. I love David O. Russell. I love David Fincher, I love Alexander Payne and Jane Campion and my aunt. Spike Jonze. There are just so many amazing directors.
As I always said: I fell in with David Jones. I did not fall in love with David Bowie.
What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.
I've been obsessed with David Letterman forever, and I'd love to be the drag version of David Letterman.