A Quote by Darynda Jones

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
American - Author
Born: 1965

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Louise Hay

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

Ryan Higa

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Cassandra Clare

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

Gary Marcus

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

Louise Rennison

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W. C. Fields

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make a salad with slices of Meyer lemon. You could make a Meyer lemon tart and top the tart with candied slices of the lemons. You could use the lemons in a salsa to go over grilled fish or in a ceviche.