A Quote by Darynda Jones

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity. — © Darynda Jones
I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.
I was in love with Darth Vader. He was extremely sexy to me. Once I had almost a sexual dream about Darth Vader. At the moment he was about to pull his helmet off, my husband woke me up and I was so annoyed. I told him, "I was on my way to kiss Darth Vader."
I always liked Darth Vader. I remember, when I was a kid, I went to the toy store for the Darth Vader pencil case. I took that to school for years.
I was dressed like Darth Vader. Vader was my man, even with the villainy. He wore all black and had a deep voice; he reminded me of my uncle. I had a cheap mask-cape combo, the kind available at any pharmacy during October.
Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.
I think I would like to kiss Darth Vader.
I have the high honor of being the only person who has been compared to Marie Antoinette, Darth Vader, and Cruella de Vil at once.
Even to this day, when I think about the fact that I'm in this 'Star Wars' world, that I'm a half-brother to Darth Vader and an uncle to Luke Skywalker, it's too hard to wrap my head around.
To me, Darth Vader is the epitome of evil.
Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria)
Every Luke Skywalker needs his Darth Vader.
It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.
I'm a huge Star Wars fan. I lost my Darth Vader watch.
Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power.
When I was nine, I got my head stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader.
An A's fan made me a Darth Vader helmet but painted in A's colors.
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